Happy 2009? You bet!
January 4, 2009
- The official food of 2009
With everyone complaining about the world economic crisis, it’s time to look at all the positive aspects of this new year:
- No need to worry about ever increasing house prices.
- All those people who encouraged you to take your money out of the bank and invest it in mutual funds have been proved wrong.
- All those people who encouraged you to take your money out of the mattress and put it in the bank have been proved wrong.
- It’s much easier to get a table at Michelin starred restaurants.
- Cyclists won’t have to contend with as many crazy Mercedes & BMW drivers (although congested cyclepaths may become a problem).
- Nobody will be talking about NFL expansion to Canada anymore.
- Maybe Toronto will finally get a pro hockey team.
- Spam is economical and tastes great.
- Kraft Dinner is not just for childhood, it’s for life.
- You may be the next person/organization to receive a government bailout.
